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Wednesday, July 30, 2008

That's Some Set of Cojones

The monkey from mars:
At the height of UFO hysteria then sweeping the nation, two young barbers and a butcher took a dead monkey in 1953, lopped off its tail and applied a liberal dose of hair remover and some green coloring to the carcass.

Then they left the primate on an isolated road north of Atlanta in the pre-dawn hours of July 8, 1953, burning a circle into the pavement with a blowtorch before a police officer came around the curve in his patrol car.

"If we had been five minutes earlier, we would have caught 'em in the act," said Sherley Brown, the officer who happened on the scene.
I love this stuff!

Even though the hoax didn't last long, unlike the Piltdown Man hoax, those guys really were an audacious trio. All you folks running around in the woods of the Pacific Northwest wearing "bigfoot" shoes keep it up.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

A Bit'O Gear Lust

I've set up an little photo expedition to the Oakland zoo this weekend with a couple of friends and I've rented a honking big lens for the occasion. I've had some serious lens lust for the Canon 70-200mm f/2.8 L IS USM lens for a while now but just can't spend the money on it, nor, frankly, would I want to without trying it out first. Hence the rental. Camera lens rental is the greatest invention since sliced bread, in my opinion. I just had to use the lens and get it out of my system.

What I've also found is that this focal length is a very popular range, so I'm rethinking my decision to go with the Sigma 50-150mm f/2.8. Although I've rented this latter lens for my vacation to Costa Rica; I'm going to stick with that decision because I do want to see how the lens performs.

In the meantime I'm gonna get some hot shots of the elephants in the Oakland zoo. Whee!

Is John McCain Going Senile?

I'm not trying to make fun of people with Alzheimer's disease, but let's be realistic about this. Mr. McCain has been making a lot of what are called "gaffes" over the past 3 weeks or so. He's changed his position on multiple topics, and, frankly, doesn't seem to know what he's saying some of the time. Is this a symptom of a serious health issue? He is, after all, going to 72 years old next month.

The "gaffes" he's been making are not, in my opinion, trivial. They are serious verbal mistakes and indicate, to me, that Mr. McCain may be having serious memory issues. I think it is time for the mainstream media to take a serious look at this pattern and report, honestly, to the American public.

McCain's age is an issue in this campaign. After his birthday next month he will be the oldest person to ever run for the presidency and that is something the public should take into account in the voting booth.

Sen. Ted Stevens of Alaska Indicted

I'm giddy with the giggling. The New York Times is reporting that Sen. Stevens has been indicted on 7 counts of corruption.
Mr. Stevens, 84, was indicted on seven counts of falsely reporting income. The charges are related to renovations on his home and to gifts he has received. They arise from an investigation that has been under way for more than a year, in connection with the senator’s relationship with a businessman who oversaw the home-remodeling project.
I tell ya, this could not have happened to a nicer guy. Or as a co-worker put it "I did not have sexual relations with that oil company."

Let's just hope soon-to-be-former Senator Stevens lives long enough to see the inside of the "stripey hole."

The Wages of Hate Speech

This past weekend a gunman walked into a Knoxville, TN church in order to "kill liberals "who are ruining the country," court records show." The knoxnews.com web site is reporting that the gunman, Jim David Adkisson, was an apparent fan of Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, Michael Savage, and other right-wing hate mongers.
Knoxville Police Department Officer Steve Still requested the search warrant after interviewing Adkisson. who was subdued by several church members after firing three rounds from a 12-gauge shotgun into the congregation.

Adkisson targeted the church, Still wrote in the document obtained by WBIR-TV, Channel 10, "because of its liberal teachings and his belief that all liberals should be killed because they were ruining the country, and that he felt that the Democrats had tied his country's hands in the war on terror and they had ruined every institution in America with the aid of media outlets."

Adkisson told Still that "he could not get to the leaders of the liberal movement that he would then target those that had voted them in to office."
This attack by Adkisson is a direct result of the hate speech that is spewed on a daily basis from the right-wing noise machine.

Every time Limbaugh, O'Reilly, Coulter, Hannity, Malkin, etc bad-mouth Liberals or Democrats and use eliminationist rhetoric unbalanced nut-jobs like Adkisson get the ideas in their heads that it's OK to, at the minimum, do physical violence to the nearest Liberal they can find, or at the worst, try to kill them. The right-wing noise machine and everyone who willingly participates in it is directly responsible for what happened in that Knoxville church just as surely as Mr. Adkisson is. They said the words. They goaded him on. They pushed him over the edge.

And then he killed people.

Wake up, America. Support for hate breeds more hate. And as the bumper sticker says "hate is not a family value."

Thursday, July 24, 2008

That's Going To Suck

I read with sadness the news that 20th Century Fox is re-making one of my favorite movies The Day The Earth Stood Still. It's going to suck.

A Good Shooting Day

Yesterday I took the day off to go shoot pictures at the San Francisco Conservatory of Flowers in Golden Gate Park with my new lens. And at the risk of sounding immodest I really think it was a great day. But I'll just let the photos speak for themselves. You can see them at my web gallery.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Deformed pigeons

I was at the Glen Park bart station waiting on my friend when I saw
these two pigeons land next to me. They both have deformed left legs.
Strange.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

"I Understand"

I'm sure I'm not the only one who has noticed that Dear Leader, George Bush says "I understand" a lot. I mean, a lot. Constantly. It's like he's trying to reassure us that he, um, understands what he is talking about. I find it extremely irritating. But it's what he doesn't say that really pisses me off. What he doesn't say, every time he says "I understand" is "but I don't care." That's what he is really telling us every time he says that. Don't believe me? Watch his face and body language.

Last week, when he stood before the cameras in his first presser since April, and said "I understand a gallon of gas is expensive," he didn't say "but I don't care." However, you can see it in his posture, his vocal inflections and his face. He simply doesn't care.

And this, folks, is really what his reign has been all about.

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Better

Here is an edited version of the shot I took of Willie Mays at AT&T Park the other day, with my new lens. This is much more what I was going for. I tweaked the shadows and highlights a bit to bring out more detail in his uniform, cropped it to add more drama, and removed that distracting street light and an antenna on the top of the building across the street. Enjoy!

Saturday, July 19, 2008

More New Pictures

Here's another pic I snapped yesterday with my new lens. I'm very happy with the composition, color, and focus. It came out great. Just ignore the guy in the lower right.

Friday, July 18, 2008

That's What I'm Talking About

Ok. Now I now why Canon charges a premium price for their "L" glass. I walked down to Giants Stadium with the new lens and snapped this picture.



The focus is perfect, which is something I've been having trouble with. I need to bring the shadows down a bit, and crop it, and get that light pole out of the way but this is one of the best pictures I've taken. Very happy with the lens. Can you tell?

Toys for Me!

So both packages I ordered arrived today. My new glass (a little heavy, but it focuses smooth, like buttah) and the additional CF cards I ordered, which I didn't expect until next week. I ordered 2 Sandisk Extreme III, 30 MB/s compact flash cards. I received 2 Sandisk Extreme IV, 40 MB/s compact flash cards. It's my birthday, it's my birthday!

The CF cards must have come straight from China cause I could smell the mothball smell all over the outer packaging.

Me take picture now!

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Getting Past the Cost

As some of you may know I've recently taken up photography as a hobby. I know, I know, it's not all that obvious...

Anyway, now that I'm getting more comfortable with The Gadget® and I'm taking better pictures I've also been looking into getting a better quality of lens, or "glass" as we say in photography. Now, the really good stuff ain't cheap, but I knew this when I bought the camera. I've bought a few things for the camera: a battery pack that extends my grip and a 50mm lens. But these things were relatively inexpensive. The lens only cost $75; it's my "beater" glass. The glass I want, however, are all upwards of a grand. Intellectually, it's fine to know this but it's a completely different matter when you've pluncked down yer money and you're actually going to use the thing. A lifetime habit of "taking care of my stuff" must now be broken. Mom you might not want to read any further. ;-)

Yesterday I bought my first expensive piece of glass. A Canon 17-40mm f/4 L wide angle lens. This thing cost me almost as much as the camera kit originally cost me. I'm not saying this to brag about how much money I've just spent; I'm saying this because I keep thinking "holy crap this thing is expensive I've got to take care of it." Which in the past meant "treat it with kid gloves."

Kind of a dilemma, no? It's like when I was in the Army -- my mother spent years yelling at me to "come in out of the rain" as a kid, but when I got to basic training it turns out they wanted me to stand around in the rain. In fact, sometimes, they forced us to actually do stuff in the rain. It was confusing at first, let me tell you. The same principle applies to this lens. I've spent years "taking care of my stuff" because some of it has been expensive. For example: for as much as I use my MacBook Pro, at almost 2 years old, it is still in really good shape on the outside. I take care of it. Now Canon is telling me that it's OK to take this camera and lens to Costa Rica and take close-up pictures of strange insects and plants. I don't even have to treat it with kid gloves. I'm supposed to just use this stuff. Amazing. And liberating in a way. I figure, what else can I "just use" even if it's expensive?

I've got a photography day planned for next week. I'm playing hookey from work (with approval) to go to the Conservatory of Flowers with a friend. I plan to give the new glass a good work out and I hope to come home with at least a couple hundred photos. Hopefully some of them will be good enough for printing and framing.

Next up: the $2000 lens!

Important Safety Tip #142

Something I learned this morning: don't press on that little rubber nub on the bottom of the shaving cream can. You'll get a face full of shaving cream.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Doing the Right Thing

So as I wrote earlier, the .Mac to MobileMe transition went less than smoothly for Apple. And they have finally stepped up and acknowledged that and they have extended all MobileMe contracts for a free month. Thanks, Apple. That is a nice move.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Not the Kind of Press They Wanted

As most technologically-aware folks are probably, well, aware, Apple released 4 major products last Friday. Let's just say things did not go smoothly, and I think they got a more than a little over-ambitious. My co-workers and I were talking about this on Friday, since most of us are Mac users, and I said that I thought Apple should have rolled out MobileMe, the iPhone 3G, the iPhone OS 2.0 upgrade, and registering all those phones over, say, a 2 week period to minimize the potential to fuck things up. It seems that Macworld magazine agrees with me
Well, Friday was certainly memorable—I’ll give Apple that.

We’ll just have to speculate on what Apple’s rationale was for launching everything at once, because the company isn’t making any public pronouncements other than to crow about the number of iPhones sold via press release. (It's the company’s favorite way to communicate with the outside world—after all, no one can ask a press release potentially uncomfortable questions.)

Apple should certainly be proud of the fact that it sold a million iPhone 3Gs in the device’s first weekend—but how about a word or two of appreciation for the patience of the folks who endured a tremendous amount of inconvenience to enable Apple to hit that mark? And while we’re at it, maybe Apple could also reassure its customers that it will look into what went wrong on Friday so that it will minimize the chances of repeating those mistakes at future product launches.
I realize Apple probably wanted to make a big media splash by rolling all this out at once, but they got more than they bargained on when first the MobileMe transition didn't go right. Then everything went downhill from there. I don't think the media splash that did get made is quite what Apple had in mind. 

Apple will eventually get this all sorted out. The iPhone activation issues have gone away as I write this, and most of the people that I know with iPhones have successfully upgraded to the iPhone OS 2.0. I just hope they get the MobileMe SNAFUs sorted out sooner rather than later. 

Letters of Stanley Kubrick

Anyone who knows me knows I am a huge fan of Stanley Kubrick's films. So it's probably no surprise that I tend to eat up anything related to him. I was interested and happy to find some letter's from him that the Telegraph in the U.K. had posted. What I found most fascinating, though, was this letter from his personal assistant: 
February 25, 1982 
From Tony Frewin
Lee Tracy and co can do de-bugging sweeps of the house and premises and the price depends on the size. Lee can do a full bugging sweep of a room testing to see that the mains aren't used for transmissions and also check a phone line for bugs etc for about £75 to £100.
Good heavens! Why in the world did Kubrick think he had to worry about bugs somewhere? Tell me more, tell me more!

Monday, July 14, 2008

Heartless and Tone Deaf

John McCain is a heartless bastard who would not think twice about starting a war of aggression with Iran. The Washington Post is reporting that: 
Responding to a question about a survey that shows increased exports to Iran, mainly from cigarettes, McCain said, "Maybe that's a way of killing them."

He quickly caught himself, saying "I meant that as a joke" as his wife, Cindy, poked him in the back.
This really is no different than George Bush waving at European leaders and yelling "goodbye from the worlds' biggest polluter" last week. McCain is unbalanced and unqualified to be President. If George Bush doesn't get us into a war of aggression with Iran, John W. McSame will. 

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

The MobileMe Transition

Today is the big day for users of Apple's .mac web services to transition to MobileMe. Ars Technica has put together a very good article detailing what you might want know about the "new" service.
Now that we know exactly when Apple will take .Mac out behind the woodshed and flip the switch on MobileMe, it's time to make sure we have packed our bags properly for the move. After all, you don't want to show up in Apple's green new pastures to find out that you forgot all your bookmarks or you can't use your .Mac MobileMe account to chat anymore. We have rounded up everything you need to know, including a few overlooked gotchas, about switching from .Mac to MobileMe.

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Freeverse rocks!

Now this I would pay for and actually play on my iPhone:
Also available at the opening of the App Store will be Big Bang Sudoku — an iPhone version of the popular number game — and Jared: Butcher of Song, a software toy that was once even ported to the Newton platform.
I love Freeverse games. There is no better solitaire game than the awesome Burning Monkey Solitaire. In fact all of Freeverse's games are pretty awesome and if they port the Big Bang line of games along with Burning Monkey they will be getting my money.

Now where is that announcement for the iPhone version of World of Warcraft?

Postcard discovered in Professor Tolkien's Fireplace

I love stuff like this.

LONDON (Reuters) - A demolition man stripping a fireplace from the former home of "The Lord of the Rings" author J.R.R. Tolkien stumbled across a postcard to the writer dated 1968, and hopes to sell it for a small fortune.

Stephen Malton, who runs Prodem Demolition in Bournemouth on the south English coast, was working in the house in the nearby town of Poole before it was bulldozed to make way for a new construction project.

"Before we demolish a house we do an internal strip out," Malton said Tuesday.

"One of the main features was a fireplace, and upon removing that we came across three postcards. The third one was a postcard dated 1968 and addressed to J.R.R. Tolkien."
I'm skeptical of the "pricelessness" of the postcard, but it is neat the postcards were found. I hope Professor Tolkien wrote "Lin" back.

A Truly Stupid Idea

Sometimes I really wonder if the stuff that turns up on slashdot is serious or not. And if it comes from the Moonie Times I really wonder if it isn't just fiction or not. So you can imagine my amazement when I saw that some dumbass (and really, there's no other way to describe him) at DHS wants to put shock bracelets on airline passengers. Seriously?

This bracelet would:

• take the place of an airline boarding pass

• contain personal information about the traveler

• be able to monitor the whereabouts of each passenger and his/her luggage

• shock the wearer on command, completely immobilizing him/her for several minutes

The Electronic ID Bracelet, as it’s referred to as, would be worn by every traveler “until they disembark the flight at their destination.” Yes, you read that correctly. Every airline passenger would be tracked by a government-funded GPS, containing personal, private and confidential information, and that it would shock the customer worse than an electronic dog collar if he/she got out of line?
Where do these people come from? It's not enough to torture innocent brown people? Now our government wants to torture its own citizens for no reason other than they are airline passengers. Isn't the act of flying domestically torture enough?

Now, I don't really think this idea has any traction, but the fact that some retarded government functionary actually wrote a letter to the maker of the bracelets asking for a "written proposal" does scare the crap out of me. I mean, what is this guy doing to the neighborhood pets in his spare time? Christ...

Librarian kicked out of McCain "Town Hall Meeting"

On or about 7 July 2008, John McCain's security detail instructed the Denver police to remove a 61 year old librarian from public property because she was carrying a sign that said "McCain=Bush." Watch the video:

To the modern Republican party, dissent equals treason. They would have loved the British in 1775.

John McCain really does equal George Bush.

Sunday, July 6, 2008

Finally a Nice Day

Finally the fog burned off this weekend and gave me a nice day to try to take some panoramic shots of the city from Twin Peaks. I think I was successful. You can see the shots at my .mac web gallery. I've got 2 panoramic shots that I am very pleased with. The first one is a straight panorama, the second was taken with a polarizing filter. One thing I did learn is that I really don't know how to use a polarizing filter and I'm lucky I got any usable shots at all. Anyway check them out and let me know what you think. I like the second set best simply because the sky isn't so washed out. 

Oh, and take a look at the last shot. It's a UFO! 

Friday, July 4, 2008

The Declaration of Independence: A Transcription

IN CONGRESS, July 4, 1776.

The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America,

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.
He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.
He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.
He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.
He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.
He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.
He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.
He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.
He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.
He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:
For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences
For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:
For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.
He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.
He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.
He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.

We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.

The 56 signatures on the Declaration appear in the positions indicated:

Column 1
Georgia:
Button Gwinnett
Lyman Hall
George Walton

Column 2
North Carolina:
William Hooper
Joseph Hewes
John Penn
South Carolina:
Edward Rutledge
Thomas Heyward, Jr.
Thomas Lynch, Jr.
Arthur Middleton

Column 3
Massachusetts:
John Hancock
Maryland:
Samuel Chase
William Paca
Thomas Stone
Charles Carroll of Carrollton
Virginia:
George Wythe
Richard Henry Lee
Thomas Jefferson
Benjamin Harrison
Thomas Nelson, Jr.
Francis Lightfoot Lee
Carter Braxton

Column 4
Pennsylvania:
Robert Morris
Benjamin Rush
Benjamin Franklin
John Morton
George Clymer
James Smith
George Taylor
James Wilson
George Ross
Delaware:
Caesar Rodney
George Read
Thomas McKean

Column 5
New York:
William Floyd
Philip Livingston
Francis Lewis
Lewis Morris
New Jersey:
Richard Stockton
John Witherspoon
Francis Hopkinson
John Hart
Abraham Clark

Column 6
New Hampshire:
Josiah Bartlett
William Whipple
Massachusetts:
Samuel Adams
John Adams
Robert Treat Paine
Elbridge Gerry
Rhode Island:
Stephen Hopkins
William Ellery
Connecticut:
Roger Sherman
Samuel Huntington
William Williams
Oliver Wolcott
New Hampshire:
Matthew Thornton

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Poor Judgement

So is this really the guy we want running the country? 
In an interview with reporters on the back of his campaign bus, the “Straight Talk Express” Monday afternoon, McCain said that even in retrospect he would still have voted to authorize the war, as he did in 2002.

“I think there's no question,” said the Republican's likely presidential nominee. “I owe too much to these young people who are serving there to let political considerations interfere with what I know is right.
The name of that campaign bus should be the "Crazy Talk Express" because that is just what John W. McSame is spewing: crazy talk. The article goes on to quote McSame several more times and he sounds just like George Bush. It's like Bush has his hand in the back of a ventriloquist's dummy and is just having a little fun. 

John McCain = George Bush, Part 3.  

Making the Magic Sounds

There's a great profile in today's SF Chronicle of Ben Burtt, the sound designer of the new WALL-E movie and on all the Star Wars films. 

Shooting Through The Fog

This past weekend I went down to Pier 39 here in San Francisco to shoot some pics of the sea lions. There weren't as many animals there as I had hoped, but I got some good shots. You can see the pics at my web gallery

There is more than one story here, as you can see. The first group of pics is obviously of the sea lions; not much excitement there; at least most of them were in focus. There was also some kind of sail boat races happening on the bay last weekend and I happened to capture most of an almost collision between one of the Alcatraz tour boats and a sail boat. I missed the most dramatic shot, unfortunately, but you can see the story pretty clearly. 

The most interesting shots I think were the ones I took of Alcatraz using my 300mm zoom. Because there was some thin fog sitting right on the water I thought the shots were just ruined and was about to throw them all away as crap when I started goofing around with some of the enhancement tools of Aperture. The results I got were interesting. Now, these are not all the same shot, but from a series of shots I took in burst mode to try to get the light on the light house flashing in my direction. 

The first photo in the group is unaltered, just to show what they looked like right from the camera. Pretty crappy, eh? Yeah, that's what I thought as well. The second photo is the interesting result of just letting Aperture automatically adjust the color levels and luminance. The colors obviously aren't real-life accurate (they're close), but they did come out interesting and the fog pretty much went away. The second couple of photos simply have a sepia-tone and a monochrome filter applied, respectively. I thought the effects were nice. I didn't have to adjust the exposure at all, so I got that part right. 

The last group of photos is just a handful of guys practicing their thrasher moves. 

What I liked about this experience is if I had been shooting in JPG (which is what most point and shoot digital cameras do) I would not have been able to make any of the modifications to these images. Only by shooting RAW did I get the flexibility to take a crappy photo and make it something interesting. 

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Caught In The Pinchers

Following up on my post from last week about the Taliban moving to take control of much of South Western Afghanistan, the Globe and Mail is now reporting that the Taliban, along with other warlords, is also moving to take over the North West Frontier Province of Pakistan, which contains the border city of Peshawar. 
PESHAWAR, PAKISTAN — Security around Peshawar, the provincial capital in northwest Pakistan, has been dramatically stepped up amid fears that the city could fall to heavily armed Islamic militants who have now massed around its outskirts.

From three sides, Peshawar, which borders Pakistan's wild tribal belt, is menaced by Taliban groups and other warlords.

If Peshawar is taken over by extremists, the rest of the North West Frontier Province is also threatened, raising the possibility that religious fundamentalists may gain control of a state on Afghanistan's border. The drama in Peshawar reinforces existing doubts about the new Pakistani government's policy of pulling back the army and seeking peace deals with militants.
If successful, the Taliban would be in the perfect position to threaten Kabul, the capital of Afghanistan.  And there doesn't seem to be anything Afghanistan, Pakistan and NATO forces can do to stop them. Notice on this map the locations of Kandahar, Peshawar and Kabul: 


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We are going to pay for this lack of focus sometime in the future, and it will all be George Bush's fault. If Afghanistan falls into Taliban hands once again let's not forget that it was John McCain who has completely supported everything Bush has done the past 6 years. So McCain will just continue doing what Bush has been doing. Just remember that while he's on the campaign trail bleating about his "national security bona fides."

Gen. Wesley Clark was right: climbing into a jet fighter, getting shot down, and being taken prisoner does not qualify John McSame to be commander-in-chief.

Shut Up And Drive

Starting today, for all California residents, if you're caught yaking on a mobile phone, without using a hands-free device, while driving you will get a ticket. SFgate.com has the story. People under the age of 18 aren't allowed to talk on the phone and drive at all. It's about damn time. 

On a personal note, if one more of you idiot drivers talking on a mobile phone almost runs over me in the crosswalk, and you aren't using a hands-free device, I will smash your window with a hammer. No lie. 

Why So Complicated?

So we've finally gotten some concrete info on what the monthly bill for an iPhone 3G will look like. After going a little insane and making the plans for the original iPhone pretty easy to understand and including things like a limited number of SMS messages per month, AT&T has reverted to it's giant corporation self and decided to screw iPhone 3G users, as well as confuse them. AppleInsider has the whole sordid tale
All of AT&T's individual iPhone 3G calling plans have risen $10 when compared to those offered alongside the original iPhone. That's because AT&T is now charging $30 for the bundled unlimited data plans rather than $20, as it expects subscribers to increase their internet usage and throughput as a result of the new iPhone's 3G chip, which downloads about twice as fast as the EDGE chip in the original iPhone.

At the same time, however, AT&T has obnoxiously reduced the number of standard SMS messages included with each plan from 200 to zero. To get those 200 text messages back, subscribers will have to pay $5.00 more per month. As such, we've factored that added fee, along with the additional $10 data charge into our chart (below). The chart compares the original iPhone plans offered by AT&T to the new iPhone 3G plans with the added costs required to maintain basic text message capabilities and unlimited data downloads. All iPhone monthly plans MUST include the $30 data plan.
Now, in all fairness AT&T isn't charging more for a 3G data plan for the iPhone than they are for any other 3G capable mobile phone. But the fact that they do charge for more 3G is, well, slimy. Just like all big corporations they are charging this premium for their services because they can and they know people will pay it. 

The problem arises when someone in an area that AT&T doesn't cover with their 3G network buys an iPhone 3G they still have to pay the premium, even though they may never get 3G speeds. 

And what is up with dropping SMS messages from the data plan? Oh, I get it... just more slimy behavior. Why not just come up with 3 or 4 or 6 plans that are easy to understand and offer those instead of this ridiculous nickel and diming crap? 

We need some common sense regulation on these giant corporate behemoths to protect the consumer from crap like this.