Summer Chic

The more I think about this Rachael Ray-Dunkin' Donuts story the more absurd and ridiculous it becomes. I mean, c'mon... "terrorist scarves?" Seriously? As my brother points out sandals are also traditional items of attire in the arab world (it's very hot in the desert), does that mean all sandals are "terrorist sandals?" Really, I just can't stop laughing at the the absurdity and idiocy of the right-wing lunatics that got their panties all in a bunch over Ms. Ray wearing a scarf while selling coffee.

But it has given me an idea for a new summer line of chic San Francisco world attire: The Sheik Yerbouti line of footwear and scarves. You can amaze and impress your friends, and terrify the right-wing loonies while they cower under their beds and pee on themselves in terror at your fashion sense, élan, and panache.

Now excuse me, I have to find my Frank Zappa albums.